Chilled Monkey Brains
Bathroom walls don’t lie

Bathroom walls don’t lie

Last day of the tour! We had Sunday brunch on the beach in Melbourne! One last show tonight at Boondock’s in Melbourne with Like Dinosaurs!

Last day of the tour! We had Sunday brunch on the beach in Melbourne! One last show tonight at Boondock’s in Melbourne with Like Dinosaurs!

#AuthorityZero killing it on stage! #chilledmonkeybrains  #justthetip #tour (at State Theatre)

#AuthorityZero killing it on stage! #chilledmonkeybrains #justthetip #tour (at State Theatre)

Great to be back on the breezy stage at Rack ‘Em Billiards in Cape Coral!

Great to be back on the breezy stage at Rack ‘Em Billiards in Cape Coral!

#Mephiskapheles and #ChilledMonkeyBrains getting down in #Gainesville !

#Mephiskapheles and #ChilledMonkeyBrains getting down in #Gainesville !

Free show in Daytona Beach tonight!!!
Chilled Monkey Brains w/ Whiskey Faithful
10:00 at Tir Na Nog!

THE TALE OF RAMIREZ DE PIETRO

As I stare into callous and piercing eyes
I see myself right through my own disguise
and I know that the day draws near
I tell the crew “Boys, cast your fears aside
and lift the anchors hoist the sails
our enemy shall not prevail
we fight for glory, honor, pride,
and he from whom we cannot hide.”

Our fearsome visage may,
under the light of day,
appear appaling and obscene,
but we know it all too well,
the lifeless face of hell.
An image we find comforting.

As the ship passes into the shade of night
and we shake away the last sign of light
We feel our power grow inside, I tell the crew,
“This night we fight to die!
So load the cannons, draw your swords,
we’ll never bow to holy lords.”
The demon ship, her evil crew,
went into battle to their doom.

The captain watched her sink.
He couldn’t save the hull.
The fate of his brave crew,
a pile of bones and skulls.

The ship will rise again.

This ship will rise up!

Just picked up tickets for the Mephiskapheles show in Gainesville at the High Dive! Get at us if you need one! (at High Dive)

Just picked up tickets for the Mephiskapheles show in Gainesville at the High Dive! Get at us if you need one! (at High Dive)

Loading in for the show tonight at Atmosphere in Tallahassee! Who’s coming out? We heard a rumor the R.J. and Welchy will be there! (at Atmosphere)

Loading in for the show tonight at Atmosphere in Tallahassee! Who’s coming out? We heard a rumor the R.J. and Welchy will be there! (at Atmosphere)

We just refilled our merch bin with 100 new shirts in two previously sold-out designs! Just in time for our shows in #Tallahassee and #Orlando next week! Who’s coming out? (at CMB Headquarters)

We just refilled our merch bin with 100 new shirts in two previously sold-out designs! Just in time for our shows in #Tallahassee and #Orlando next week! Who’s coming out? (at CMB Headquarters)

#TBT This was taken in our first van! Incidentally it was the first and last time we got to ride in it! BTW we are on Instagram now!

#TBT This was taken in our first van! Incidentally it was the first and last time we got to ride in it! BTW we are on Instagram now!

This is how we promote a show these days.

This is how we promote a show these days.

I drove straight after I got out of work. I slept for two hours on the side of the road, but I finally made it and I’m ready to party. CALLING ALL NERDS! (Taken with Instagram at Star Wars Celebration VI)

I drove straight after I got out of work. I slept for two hours on the side of the road, but I finally made it and I’m ready to party. CALLING ALL NERDS! (Taken with Instagram at Star Wars Celebration VI)

Wow. Life changes in the blink of an eye! We lost a good one today. R.I.P. #TonySly of #NoUseForAName. I got to hang out with #JoeyCape two days ago, and I bought this and he signed it. Its kind of creepy now, however I will cherish this forever. We will miss you Tony! (Taken with Instagram at The Shark Tank)

Wow. Life changes in the blink of an eye! We lost a good one today. R.I.P. #TonySly of #NoUseForAName. I got to hang out with #JoeyCape two days ago, and I bought this and he signed it. Its kind of creepy now, however I will cherish this forever. We will miss you Tony! (Taken with Instagram at The Shark Tank)